Top 10 reasons Robyn wants to divorce Mel Gibson.
10. I am divorcing Mel Gibson over religious differences.
He thinks he is God, and I don’t.
9. My love for Mel Gibson was blind but this marriage has been an eye opener
8. They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, I think this concept is worth trying out.
7. He hasn’t dumped me; I am just setting him free.
6. I found out that I and Mel are incompatible, I am Virgo and he is an Asshole
5. He is going out with a less attractive person then me.
4. He hasn’t had a shower since he starred in “Braveheart”
3. He keeps calling me “Oksana”
2. I have just got a tan and Mel is a white supremacist
1. It is not for the money, (NOT) 😛