Oprah’s Awesome Tears
O is for Awesome when it comes to Oprah. Last week she was dominating media in two hemispheres… in the US with the screening of the Barbara Walters interview where she shed a tear (shock!!) while in Australia she turned Sydney’s famous Sydney Opera House into the Oprah House.
TV comedy show Jimmy Kimmel Live didn’t miss a beat. Paying tribute to Oprah’s uncanny business acumen on his ABC late night show on ABC he suggested the whole episode was a calculated stunt to launch a new miracle product, Oprah’s Tears.
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Oprah’s Tears, the spoof suggests, are a cure for almost any desperate state, from blindness to impotence.
Why did Oprah cry? Well apparently because her friend Gayle is “The mother I never had, the sister everybody would want, the friend everybody deserves” and Oprah “doesn’t know a better person…” All of those, but NOT her lover. OK?
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