Feral Donkeys for Better Sex?

 

Watch out, feral donkeys of Australia. You are wanted.

As a women’s libido booster.

 

No, not the way you were thinking.

 

Donkey-Kick Your Sex Drive!

Chinese experts have announced that they expect Powdered Feral Donkey Skin to be one of their most successful animal-based aphrodisiacs yet, even more so than the perennially popular fresh monkey brains.

 

World’s greatest turn-on

 

And while it may not be the most bizarre aphrodisiac out there…

 

World’s second greatest turn-on

 

…it’s certainly got more than a few residents of Australia’s Northern Territory scratching their heads.

Local hunters are certainly taking an interest however. At this stage, the hide of a single feral donkey is estimated at being worth US$30. And as local pundits have pointed out, with 300 million wild donkeys believed to be roaming the state, this means the breakthrough industry is now potentially worth US$9 Billion.

Just so long as the powdered donkey skin works.