Bad Sex in 2013
Bad Sex in 2013
Everyone loves good sex, but bad sex can be much funnier. What do you make of the 2013 “trend” to dinosaur erotica for example – surely deserving No 1 placing in any catalogue of Bad Sex 2013? (Mainly because it’s funny and not just plain sad like most bad sex….)
Dinosaur Erotica Comes With Warnings
Dinosaur erotica is not for the faint hearted or anyone under the age of 18 – or so say the authors.
All the Amazon pages for dinosaur erotica carry the following caution:
Warning: This is a tale of beast sex. This story was written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. It is not for the faint of heart and is not your mother’s erotica. All of the sexual descriptions found in this book are very explicit in nature. It’s not suitable for someone under 18 years of age. Read at your own risk.
But if being ravished by a raptor does it for you, Christie Sims and Alara Branwen have published multiple short stories on Kindle of hot prehistoric sex.
Weird Sex Genres
Sporting titles like Taken by the Pterodactyl, Taken by the T-Rex, and Taken at the Dinosaur Museum they apparently join other weird sex genres by the same authors like Dragon Beast Erotica and Centaur Erotica.
Christie Sims described herself in a Huffington Post interview as “a plain old, everyday Midwestern girl” with “lusty thoughts of big, strong powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens.”
Male T-Rex “Most Voracious”
Meanwhile if you’ve ever wondered for one moment why the male T-rex is the most voracious in seeking mates, worry no more. According to Alara Branwen it’s because of their short arms.
Yes. Short arms. Says Alara:”They can’t ‘relieve themselves’ by themselves, so they have to have someone “help them,’ if you know what I mean.”