You may be aware that June 6th/5th (depending on your timezone) marks rare astronomical phenomenon the Transit of Venus, something that won’t recur until 2117.
But a once in a life-time romantic omen?
‘Valentine’s Day on Steroids’?
That’s the claim being put forward by an esoteric group of American astrologists, the American Astrological Science Society.
The astrologists claim to have been staring at the sun for some time now, giving them a unique perspective on things. One member describes experiencing:
“…A dazed, fuzzy kind of light-headedness—clear indication of cupid’s arrows finding their mark!”
They contend that the Transit of Venus brings strong inclinations towards passion and change, as well as the possibility of an old friend coming to mind, and new opportunities presenting themselves if you only keep an open mind!
Act Now and Snare a Special Someone!
So convinced are they of the Transit’s love-life significance, the AASS have released a how-to guide to Transit of Venus romantic encounters, selling for the very reasonable of only US$49.99.
They expect lovelorn singles all over the world will be eager to take advantage of this unique opportunity.
The astrologers have declined however to reveal the precise mechanisms behind their prediction. They insist that their methods are trade secrets, and it is not in their interest to disclose such to the general public.