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Roxxxy GRRRL!
Posted by: Jamie
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Frigid Farrah, Funny, humor, humour, Mature Martha, robot, robot girlfriend, robot sex girlfriend, roxxxy, S&M Sarah, sarah connor chronicles, science, sex, sex robot, sex science, technology, Wild Wendy, Young
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May 27, 2012 |
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Having trouble getting a girl, but wanting something a little more, er, interactive than a blow-up doll?
Presenting Roxxxy: Robot Sex Girlfriend!
Only slightly less deadly, maybe
Is it Safe?
Worried about any untried technology that Fear not! Roxxxy is actually the ninth refinement of the Robot Sex Girlfriend, who’s first foray into the market was the Trudy model way back in the 90s.
What Does it Actually Do?
With reasonably sophisticated AI built in, Roxxxy is capable of basic conversation and responding to touch. It has variable moods, like chatty or sleepy.
And then there are the other functions. Let’s just say, there are three parts of her anatomy capable of highly refined movement and response. Use your imagination. We’re not going to describe the ins and outs of robot sex for you!
But the manufacturer assures that the robot doll’s sexual responses are of a high enough standard to satisfy even the most, erm, discriminating client. Roxxxy can even have an orgasm!
Multiple Personalities on Order
As well as being customisable with your own likes and dislikes, and a variety of hair colours and skin tones, Roxxy comes with five preloaded selectable personalities:
1) Frigid Farrah
–Reserved and shy.
2) Wild Wendy
–Outgoing and adventurous.
3) S&M Susan
–Do you even have to ask?
4) Young
–Apparently oh so young and yearning to be taught.
5) Mature Martha
–Whereas Mature Martha teaches you!
What do you think? At a cost of US$7,000 to $9,000, is it worth the investment? If you’re looking for more information first, the manufacturer’s website is here.
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Jamie
Jamie Robertson is a Psych Major Bachelor of Arts grad who blogs regularly on men’s health and personal relationships at www.midliferocksblog.com and www.herbalignite.com.au/blog.html Fascinated with psychology and human nature, he talks daily with men of all walks of life about general and sexual health issues and needs, and is enthusiastic about helping people live life to the fullest regardless of age. His motto: forsake your health for wealth, and all that wealth will end up being spent on your health anyway.
Jamie Robertson is a Psych Major Bachelor of Arts grad who blogs regularly on men’s health and personal relationships at www.midliferocksblog.com and www.herbalignite.com.au/blog.html Fascinated with psychology and human nature, he talks daily with men of all walks of life about general and sexual health issues and needs, and is enthusiastic about helping people live life to the fullest regardless of age. His motto: forsake your health for wealth, and all that wealth will end up being spent on your health anyway.