Wikileaks has released a shock new cable today, detailing conversations between the US Department of Education, and Nestle, inc.

Hoax of the Century

The cable contains highly classified information, regarding the Easter Bunny.

WARNING: the following may be ideologically sensitive, and parental guidance is advised for young children.

Biological Impossibility

Turns out, the Easter Bunny is a fraud. In the link, high ranking department officials are on record describing the egg-laying rabbit as a ‘biological impossibility’, and demand a ‘significant sponsorship increases’ in order to perpetuate the hoax.

Wikileaks stands by their controversial decision to post the highly classified cable, adding that only through releasing secrets of this calibre could government suppression and corruption be effectively challenged.

The news has shocked children and adults around the world. Santa Claus himself has gone on the record, denouncing ‘cynical attempts by commercial interests to exploit credulous young children.’

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