O is for Awesome when it comes to Oprah. Last week she was dominating media in two hemispheres… in the US with the screening of the Barbara Walters interview where she shed a tear (shock!!) while in Australia she turned Sydney’s famous Sydney Opera House into the Oprah House.

TV comedy show Jimmy Kimmel Live didn’t miss a beat. Paying tribute to Oprah’s uncanny business acumen on his ABC late night show on ABC he suggested the whole episode was a calculated stunt to launch a new miracle product, Oprah’s Tears.

CLICK on image to view video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdKJjQJB91U&feature=player_embedded

Oprah’s Tears, the spoof suggests, are a cure for almost any desperate state, from blindness to impotence.

Very funny.

Why did Oprah cry? Well apparently because her friend Gayle is “The mother I never had, the sister everybody would want, the friend everybody deserves” and Oprah “doesn’t know a better person…”  All of those, but NOT her lover. OK?

BTW if you’re looking for something for impotence that’s likely to be a tad more effective than “Oprah’s tears” take a look at Herbalignite.com for a healthy alternative.

Herbal Ignite is a specially formulated natural supplement which has helped thousands of Kiwi and Aussie men to a more satisfying love life. It’s a great way to give yourself a boost, in more ways than one…

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About the author

Jenny W
First career as newspaper and magazine journalist with daily newspapers and magazines, then as an editor who successfully launched a new national Sunday newspaper and NZ House & Garden magazine. First woman editor of NZ Listener. Enjoying a second career as a business owner and entrepreneur, health products marketer, social media habitué, blogger and web marketer. Still learning and loving it.